he looked me in the eyes
he said I was crazy
from my head down to my thighs
he went to bed but could not deny
with me there not a wink of sleep would get by
so he got up a little bit later
his grumbling as loud as a radiator
then came Mom in her nightgown
as she got her coffee with a big frown
the last one was Drew
and he sleeps like he has the flu
but Dad was able to move him from his bed
Drew looked as though he was touched in the head
now with all my kin
the presents screamed to be opened
and christmas was about to begin